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    Grouchy ass mofos

    Shits gloomy in here lately. I may have been a contributor...I'd be butthurt too if I found out the nasty truth about the Almighty Ardent.

    Finally got sick of PT/rehab and went for a goddamn bicycle ride.

    Jumped some stumps
    Pulled a couple sweet skiddies
    Railed corners harder than I rail your mom

    It. Was. Awesome.

    Mashin on pedals, listenin' to jamz... like this one. Remember folks, its all about having fun:

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    Good post and cool that you're back on the bike!

    For me, it's the heat. F@cking hate the summers here. Making it worse, all you see on PB or red bull tv are people out hitting choice trails. Once fall comes in like 4 months it'll be better

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATXZJ View Post
    Good post and cool that you're back on the bike!

    For me, it's the heat. F@cking hate the summers here. Making it worse, all you see on PB or red bull tv are people out hitting choice trails. Once fall comes in like 4 months it'll be better
    It is 75-80 degrees before 10am. How much cooler do you need it to be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenblur View Post
    Shits gloomy in here lately. I may have been a contributor...I'd be butthurt too if I found out the nasty truth about the Almighty Ardent.

    Finally got sick of PT/rehab and went for a goddamn bicycle ride.

    Jumped some stumps
    Pulled a couple sweet skiddies
    Railed corners harder than I rail your mom

    It. Was. Awesome.

    Mashin on pedals, listenin' to jamz... like this one. Remember folks, its all about having fun:

    The last few days have been pretty lame around here. I was thinking about reviving your bike priority thread just to get some banter going again, but then you went off and posted some positive energy bullshit. Maybe I will anyway. Congrats on getting back on the bike!
    "living today like it is the first day of the rest of my week"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyt View Post
    It is 75-80 degrees before 10am. How much cooler do you need it to be?
    I ride my cross bike in the am.

    I also work outside for a living, so pretty f@cking cold, thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by notyal View Post
    The last few days have been pretty lame around here. I was thinking about reviving your bike priority thread just to get some banter going again, but then you went off and posted some positive energy bullshit. Maybe I will anyway. Congrats on getting back on the bike!
    REVIVE! Anything to trend shit in a more positive/constructive direction....

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    How about something Constructive like a race thread with all upcoming races.

    All things MTB racing in one spot form Grass roots ATX100k type events to XC to enduro so we can see all of the opportunities and people know that they exist?

    Edit: Holy crap that's a lot of racin'

    12th Annual Camp Eagle Classic - TMBRA Fall Cup Series
    Rocksprings, TX
    Sept 2-3
    Race Info

    25th Annual Piney Hills Classic- TMBRA Fall Cup Series
    Ruston, LA
    Sept 16-17

    Huntsville Classic- TMBRA Fall Cup Series
    Huntsville, TX
    Oct. 1

    Dragon Slayer
    Lake Georgetown/Goodwater
    Oct. 7th
    Registration for the 2017 Dragon Slayer is now open!
    Dragon Slayer

    24 hours of Rocky Hill
    Oct. 14th
    Texas Mountain Bike Racing and Adventure Racing - Terra Firma Racing

    Enchilada Buffet
    Oct. 21
    Austin
    Enchilada Buffet | The total Austin mountain biking experience.


    2017 Cameron Park Blowout - TMBRA Fall Cup Series
    Waco, TX
    Oct. 22

    TEXAS ENDURO CUP RACE No. 1 :: Lone Star Enduro
    Flat Rock Ranch
    Saturday, October 21, 2017, 11:30am –
    Sunday, October 22, 2017, 12:30pm

    Palo Duro Canyon Mtn. Bike Marathon - TMBRA Marathon Series
    Canyon, TX
    Nov. 11, 2017

    The Dirty Du at Rocky Hill Ranch
    November 14th

    TEXAS ENDURO CUP Race No. 2 :: Texas State Championship
    Reveille peak Ranch
    Friday, November 17, 2017, 11:30am –
    Sunday, November 19, 2017, 12:30pm

    ARR Cranksgiving
    November 25th - Saturday of Thanksgiving weekend
    Austin Ridge Riders ? Austin Mountain Biking Club


    Hill Country Marathon - TMBRA Marathon Series
    Flat Creek Ranch AND Pedernales Falls looped.
    Johnson City, TX
    Dec. 2, 2017

    Fat Chucks Revenge- TMBRA Marathon Series
    Smithville, TX
    Dec. 16, 2017

    Excruciation Exam - TMBRA Marathon Series
    Warda, TX
    Jan. 6, 2018

    Miles of Dis-Comfort Marathon - TMBRA Marathon Series
    Comfort, TX
    Jan. 27, 2018

    Dirty Dozen (6hr and 12 hr)
    Warda/Bluff Creek Ranch
    Feb 3rd
    Texas Mountain Bike Racing and Adventure Racing - Terra Firma Racing

    Rocky Hill Roundup - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Smithville, TX - Rocky Hill Ranch
    February 10-11

    Chihuahuan Desert Bike Fest- Not a race but an awesome time.
    Terlingua, TX
    February 15-17th


    Mellow Johnny's Classic - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Austin Area, TX - Flat Creek Ranch
    Feb 24-25

    Bent Wheel Bash - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Abilene, TX -
    March 3-4

    Pace Bend Race - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Austin Area, TX - Driftwood/Pace Bend Park
    March 24-25

    Blueprint for Athletes Austin Rattler- Leadville qualifier
    April 7 (MTB) & April 8 (Run), 2018 | Rocky Hill Ranch
    https://www.austinrattlermtb.com/

    STORM XC Race - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Comfort, TX - Flat Rock Ranch
    April 7-9

    DORBA Race - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    D/FW Area, TX - Dinosaur Valley?
    April 14-15

    Huntsville Classic
    - TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Huntsville, TX - ?
    April 28-29

    The Warda Race -TMBRA state Championship XC Series
    Warda, TX - Bluff Creek Ranch
    May 19-20

    Hell X series
    Del Valle MX park
    Begins in June
    Dirt Derby | Short track and cyclocross racing under the lights
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenblur View Post
    REVIVE! Anything to trend shit in a more positive/constructive direction....
    I'm not promising positivity or constructiveness, but you got it.
    "living today like it is the first day of the rest of my week"

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenblur View Post
    Finally got sick of PT/rehab and went for a goddamn bicycle ride.

    Jumped some stumps
    Pulled a couple sweet skiddies
    Railed corners harder than I rail your mom
    Dad, is that you?
    ...Welcome back crazy person.
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    I have a hard time keeping track of greenblur's injuries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJsnoozer View Post
    How about something Constructive like a race thread with all upcoming races.

    All things MTB racing in one spot form Grass roots ATX100k type events to XC to enduro so we can see all of the opportunities and people know that they exist?

    Edit: Holy crap that's a lot of racin'

    12th Annual Camp Eagle Classic
    Rocksprings, TX
    Sept 2-3
    Race Info

    25th Annual Piney Hills Classic
    Ruston, LA
    Sept 16-17

    19th Bike Barn Huntsville Classic
    honoring Dave Boyd & Kevin Koen
    p/b GHORBA

    Huntsville, TX
    Oct. 1

    Dragon Slayer
    Lake Georgetown/Goodwater
    Oct. 7th
    Registration for the 2017 Dragon Slayer is now open!
    Dragon Slayer

    24 hours of Rocky Hill
    Oct. 14th
    Texas Mountain Bike Racing and Adventure Racing - Terra Firma Racing

    Enchilada Buffet
    Oct. 21
    Austin
    Enchilada Buffet | The total Austin mountain biking experience.


    2017 Cameron Park Blowout [FONT=Arial]
    Waco, TX
    Oct. 22

    TEXAS ENDURO CUP RACE No. 1 :: Lone Star Enduro
    Flat Rock Ranch
    Saturday, October 21, 2017, 11:30am
    Sunday, October 22, 2017, 12:30pm

    TEXAS ENDURO CUP Race No. 2 :: Texas State Championship
    Reveille peak Ranch
    Friday, November 17, 2017, 11:30am
    Sunday, November 19, 2017, 12:30pm


    Dirty Dozen (6hr and 12 hr)
    Warda/Bluff Creek Ranch
    Feb 3rd
    Texas Mountain Bike Racing and Adventure Racing - Terra Firma Racing

    Rocky Hill Roundup - Smithville, TX - February 10-11

    Mellow Johnny's Classic - Austin Area, TX - Feb 24-25

    Bent Wheel Bash - Abilene, TX - March 3-4

    Pace Bend Race - Austin Area, TX - March 24-25

    Blueprint for Athletes Austin Rattler- Leadville qualifier
    April 7 (MTB) & April 8 (Run), 2018 | Rocky Hill Ranch
    https://www.austinrattlermtb.com/

    STORM XC Race - Comfort, TX - April 7-9

    DORBA Race - D/FW Area, TX - April 14-15

    Huntsville Classic
    - Huntsville, TX - April 28-29

    The Warda Race - Warda, TX - May 19-20
    Feb. 15-17, 2018
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tip View Post
    I have a hard time keeping track of greenblur's injuries.
    First four years of riding, was basically indestructible. Crashed all the time, never did any cross training, drank like a mofo....wasn't that fast but I didn't get hurt.

    Finally decide to clean up my act this past year and it been one big 'ol pile of BS:
    2 concussions
    1 separated shoulder
    A fucky back

    There might be a lesson.....something something get drunk....ride bikes....yoga is for roadies....

    Now you're up to speed Tip

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJsnoozer View Post
    How about something Constructive like a race thread with all upcoming races.

    All things MTB racing in one spot form Grass roots ATX100k type events to XC to enduro so we can see all of the opportunities and people know that they exist?

    Edit: Holy crap that's a lot of racin'

    12th Annual Camp Eagle Classic
    Rocksprings, TX
    Sept 2-3
    Race Info

    25th Annual Piney Hills Classic
    Ruston, LA
    Sept 16-17

    19th Bike Barn Huntsville Classic
    honoring Dave Boyd & Kevin Koen
    p/b GHORBA

    Huntsville, TX
    Oct. 1

    Dragon Slayer
    Lake Georgetown/Goodwater
    Oct. 7th
    Registration for the 2017 Dragon Slayer is now open!
    Dragon Slayer

    24 hours of Rocky Hill
    Oct. 14th
    Texas Mountain Bike Racing and Adventure Racing - Terra Firma Racing

    Enchilada Buffet
    Oct. 21
    Austin
    Enchilada Buffet | The total Austin mountain biking experience.


    2017 Cameron Park Blowout [FONT=Arial]
    Waco, TX
    Oct. 22

    TEXAS ENDURO CUP RACE No. 1 :: Lone Star Enduro
    Flat Rock Ranch
    Saturday, October 21, 2017, 11:30am –
    Sunday, October 22, 2017, 12:30pm

    TEXAS ENDURO CUP Race No. 2 :: Texas State Championship
    Reveille peak Ranch
    Friday, November 17, 2017, 11:30am –
    Sunday, November 19, 2017, 12:30pm


    Dirty Dozen (6hr and 12 hr)
    Warda/Bluff Creek Ranch
    Feb 3rd
    Texas Mountain Bike Racing and Adventure Racing - Terra Firma Racing

    Rocky Hill Roundup - Smithville, TX - February 10-11

    Mellow Johnny's Classic - Austin Area, TX - Feb 24-25

    Bent Wheel Bash - Abilene, TX - March 3-4

    Pace Bend Race - Austin Area, TX - March 24-25

    Blueprint for Athletes Austin Rattler- Leadville qualifier
    April 7 (MTB) & April 8 (Run), 2018 | Rocky Hill Ranch
    https://www.austinrattlermtb.com/

    STORM XC Race - Comfort, TX - April 7-9

    DORBA Race - D/FW Area, TX - April 14-15

    Huntsville Classic
    - Huntsville, TX - April 28-29

    The Warda Race - Warda, TX - May 19-20

    All the mountain bike races you could want, plus one road ride, very kewl list
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    Quote Originally Posted by elarsen View Post
    All the mountain bike races you could want, plus one road ride, very kewl list

    Excruciation exam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATXZJ View Post
    For me, it's the heat. F@cking hate the summers here. Making it worse, all you see on PB or red bull tv are people out hitting choice trails. Once fall comes in like 4 months it'll be better
    Being that I"m recently from NY, I'm loving the summer here. But then, I spent all winter riding in these conditions. So I'm not really minding a bit of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenblur View Post
    Finally got sick of PT/rehab and went for a goddamn bicycle ride.
    I'm a few weeks behind you. 9 broken bones and 2 punctured lungs. Rear-ended on a Ducati superbike. All cycle from now on...when I can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elarsen View Post
    All the mountain bike races you could want, plus one road ride, very kewl list
    ARR Cranksgiving on the Saturday of Thanksgiving weekend. Not a race, but a great MTB event. This year will feature some new twists. Stay tuned for details.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elarsen View Post
    All the mountain bike races you could want, plus one road ride, very kewl list
    Additionally, if you swim and/or run:

    8/12/17 (Tomorrow) - XTERRA Cameron Park offroad triathlon and duathlon races
    11/4/17 - The Dirty Du at Rocky Hill Ranch
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenblur View Post
    First four years of riding, was basically indestructible. Crashed all the time, never did any cross training, drank like a mofo....wasn't that fast but I didn't get hurt.

    Finally decide to clean up my act this past year and it been one big 'ol pile of BS:
    2 concussions
    1 separated shoulder
    A fucky back

    There might be a lesson.....something something get drunk....ride bikes....yoga is for roadies....

    Now you're up to speed Tip
    So, you are basicly Arian Foster

    I have updated with all of yall's additions and added back in the marathon series I some how deleted.
    Last edited by FJsnoozer; 08-11-2017 at 10:35 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Being that I"m recently from NY, I'm loving the summer here. But then, I spent all winter riding in these conditions. So I'm not really minding a bit of this.
    Hey Barry, break any more parts on that Banshee? I'm the fat dude that met you on the trail the other day with your broken cassette.

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