Thread: Tree Gates

guys, dont be mean, leave him alone. clearly he is retarded....

Originally Posted by Spicewookie

There are a few less tree gates at PB now.

Did they get the fire out yet? From the news it looked like the fire was only in the SE corner outside of the main loop road, and wasn't in the middle where the trail network is.
Did it really jump the road and burn near the trails? Thanks

Originally Posted by csmceuen

I went in while it was burning in a fire retardant suit to remove all the rocks. It is now fully sanitized. Ash is pretty forgiving to fall on. Probably should sanitize that too though. Might be a little too loose.

Dude-Now that you live on the cool North side , maybe you can clean some of the trails up here?
Im sure to Moto guys would appreciate it @ City Park

Originally Posted by Seths Pool

guys, dont be mean, leave him alone. clearly he is retarded....

No moreso than you my friend.

Originally Posted by cramsay3

I truly don't understand this retort. Please explain.

And I'm with you. I hate trees. Especially cedars. Can you come over and clear out my yard of them? Evil, bad trees.

Let me help you...

mack_turtle's request was foolishness.

I simply responded like-for-like.

As for clearing your trees... Pay me and I'll see what I can do.

Originally Posted by mack_turtle

If she's anything like my wife, she will just roll her eyes and tell me to go ride my bike.

I'd have thought you would have thought of that before asking what you did.

Shoot... When I read your request I rolled my eyes.

Dude... Relax.

It's not the end of the world.

Originally Posted by Seths Pool

guys, dont be mean, leave him alone. clearly he is retarded....

You are not being fair to those that merely have an extra copy of a chromosome. He is something much more singular and extraordinary.

Originally Posted by Cafeend

Dude-Now that you live on the cool North side , maybe you can clean some of the trails up here?
Im sure to Moto guys would appreciate it @ City Park

I lopped off some face slappers and kicked off some scree at brushy if that counts. I dont ride city park really so they can keep their trees and rocks.

Originally Posted by csmceuen

I lopped off some face slappers and kicked off some scree at brushy if that counts. I dont ride city park really so they can keep their trees and rocks.

Cool
I’ll be out there this evening and will enjoy your handy work.


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Originally Posted by Cafeend

Cool
I’ll be out there this evening and will enjoy your handy work.


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What time? Still a bit hot for my liking but I might get out and tackle some of the easy stuff.

Originally Posted by throet

What time? Still a bit hot for my liking but I might get out and tackle some of the easy stuff.

Plan on 7ish
I can meet you down by the Y
Not looking to die but need to spin


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Originally Posted by Cafeend

Plan on 7ish
I can meet you down by the Y
Not looking to die but need to spin


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See you there at 7

Originally Posted by throet

See you there at 7

Ten fo



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Originally Posted by Cafeend

Ten fo



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If you two have time, can you please cut down some trees and move rocks? TIA!

Originally Posted by yosmithy

If you two have time, can you please cut down some trees and move rocks? TIA!

Yes... Yes... Yes!!!

Originally Posted by cramsay3

You are not being fair to those that merely have an extra copy of a chromosome. He is something much more singular and extraordinary.

Oh, you girls... You're so bad.

Originally Posted by Seths Pool

guys, dont be mean, leave him alone. clearly he is retarded....

Nah, just REALLY desperate for attention.

What we need is some G*DDAMN MAPS showing ALL the tree gates on ALL the TRAILS in Austin. And EACH tree gate should be NAMED and DISCUSSED AT LENGTH in this thread. Is that too much to F*CKING ASK?

-cls

Let me get this straight.... you don't know the difference between Pine Portal and Cedar Squeeze, AND you want the map? This is like a twenty year process, don't be all jumping the gun now. (PM me though if you want directions to Oak Opening and Split V.)

Originally Posted by 512

There's been a really narrow tree gate on the BCGB for years. Like 10+ years. Yeah, it's hard to get my 800mm bars through it, but it was a challenge. Some asshat recently cut one of the oaks. I was pissed, it's actually ruined several rides - as I'd pass the previous gate I'd just start an internal rant about pussies who can't ride, entitled millennials, the builder's vision, etc.

Well, guess what I saw today. The most gloriest of glories. I swear to Christ almighty I let out a heartfelt whoop and a Volume 11 'Fuck Yeah' when I saw this:
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Some ornery bastard was upset enough to take action. It's beautiful. He glued/screwed the damn tree back! Who does that? The vision on this guy - holy shits! He's the fuckin' CEO of the Greenbelt at this point.

To this unknown trail-savior, The Oatmeal said it best:

"Hat-tip to your magnificence! May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end"

Fuck yeah man.

I felt the same way when I passed this. A visionary.