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Thread: NBR: funniest quote of the day

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    NBR: funniest quote of the day

    Yesterday a friend of mine responded to my request to see her new alcohol fueled Aquariam like burning device and a bowl of her soup w ďOk, you can come over but stay out of my vaginaĒ

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    And then you thought, "I've got to share this on Mojo." We all thank you.
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    I thought it was hilarious... besides my multitude of degenerate friends, this cluster fck of aholes is the only other place to share it..

    youíre welcome
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    Did it look like this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMentallo View Post
    Did it look like this?

    The Vagina?

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    I don't understand these words - "alcohol fueled Aquariam like burning device"
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    Bartman is blocked for me, so I'll offer this heretical quote from an actual Washington Post article arguing that you don't need to add bacon to a cheeseburger, because quotes, right?

    Add bacon and you have a pork interloper asserting its authority like Cambridge Analytica over a nation's electoral process. As a country, we've been tricked into believing that you need bacon atop a cheeseburger. You don't. You never do.
    Carry on.
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    Fucking slander JB!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Toninator View Post
    Fucking slander JB!
    I know, right? The author's premise is that you already have two sources of fat -- from the meat and from the cheese. I guess he (or she) doesn't understand that that the inherent nature of bacon is overkill, unless it's ultra crisp (almost charred) bacon beside two over easy eggs, with home fries, which is perfection, rather than overkill.

    And then there's the point about who gets to decide that two sources of fat are enough. If you are already downing in fat, why not add more fat that tastes good?

    More from the same article:
    Bacon has become our national crutch, and we're relying on it to the point of disability.
    OK, this is just food writer histrionics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by June Bug View Post
    I know, right? The author's premise is that you already have two sources of fat -- from the meat and from the cheese. I guess he (or she) doesn't understand that that the inherent nature of bacon is overkill, unless it's ultra crisp (almost charred) bacon beside two over easy eggs, with home fries, which is perfection, rather than overkill.
    More from the same article: Bacon has become our national crutch, and we're relying on it to the point of disability.
    I do have a confession though...I usually put a couple of orders of bacon on my McRib sandwiches and...it doesnt necessarily 'improve' the McRib which is already pretty much perfect.
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    h8ter of all things fun. The Toninator's Avatar
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    I'm also not really a fan of bacon on grilled cheese sammies...more specifically I don't really like anything other than cheese in my grilled cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Toninator View Post
    I'm also not really a fan of bacon on grilled cheese sammies...more specifically I don't really like anything other than cheese in my grilled cheese.
    Well, yeah, because you don't want anything interfering with the gooey goodness of melted cheese. Ditto for the grilled cheese sammiche's close cousin, the quesadilla.

    This seems like a good time to ask: has Tahoe changed you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by June Bug View Post
    Well, yeah, because you don't want anything interfering with the gooey goodness of melted cheese. Ditto for the grilled cheese sammiche's close cousin, the quesadilla.
    This seems like a good time to ask: has Tahoe changed you?
    I like simple steak fajita meat and cheese on my quesdilla and a little sour cream on the side.

    I little. I stopped drinking back in Jan. I picked it up over the weekend because my mom and sister were in town to party but stopped drinking again and dont have any plans to pick it back up any time soon.
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    After dealing with snowflakes all fucking day I'll just leave this here.

    "Sexy isn't sexist".

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    "What's wrong with being sexy?" - Nigel Tufnel

    For the record, to mark my 500th post, I'm using the word 'vagina'. Your mom would be proud.
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    Last edited by June Bug; 04-12-2018 at 09:48 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yosmithy View Post
    The Vagina?
    LOL!!!!!

    Only after Iím through..think stretch Armstrong..but not last nigh..sometimes they have issues non penal related..hah
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    What do you mean sometimes?? You're kidding right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamwa View Post
    What do you mean sometimes?? You're kidding right?
    Holy crap! Thereís 1st time for everything...you are right! Forgive me for my blissful ignorance but itís due to the fact I havenít cohabitated w one for over 3 yrs...

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