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    you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    1) Your boss asks if you finished a report and you say "Dude I cranked on it!"

    luckily my boss is cool

    2) Your car smells like a locker room .

    3) A female friend asks you to recommend a type of lube since you are in the medical profession and you tell her "For really dry conditions you want Pro Link. But when things are really wet and messy go with Rock and Roll it helps things run better especially during long rides." She then comes back and informs you that she could find neither brand at the pharmacy

    4) A friend asks you to describe someone and you say "I don't know, but his bike was red Santa Cruz...."

    5) You know your riding partner's schedule better than you significant others/kids.

    6) You decide to do laundry based on the amount of clean cylcing clothes you have.

    7) You start to dream you on the bike when you are asleep.

    8) When your guy friends get together and they say a girl has "a nice rack", they are referring to the one on her car!

    9) You base the amount of alcohol you can drink on the ride you will be doing the next day.

    10) When people talk about bad bunnies, they really are referring to bad bunnies
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    hahaha..
    the lube part was funny..
    ladies don't really need lube do they??

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    Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    Originally posted by Elena
    9) You base the amount of alcohol you can drink on the ride you will be doing the next day.

    yeah, did that wednesday...still rode crapily on thurs morn...
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    Hmmm, I've got the beer part backwards. I've been basing how many beers I can have after the ride on how many miles I've ridden.
    Where's the Mojo?

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    Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    Originally posted by Elena
    5) You know your riding partner's schedule better than you significant others/kids.
    I didn't even realize I did, but you're right

    8) When your guy friends get together and they say a girl has "a nice rack", they are referring to the one on her car!
    Actually, I once asked a woman how she liked her rack. She had one of these and I thought it was a cool rack. She knew what I meant but after my friend and I got in the car he started laughing and said that he couldn't believe I just walked up to her and asked her about her rack without getting slapped.

    9) You base the amount of alcohol you can drink on the ride you will be doing the next day.
    Yup!

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    Originally posted by Cosa Nostra
    Hmmm, I've got the beer part backwards. I've been basing how many beers I can have after the ride on how many miles I've ridden.
    That would because you subscribe to the GUY rules, not the CHICK rules ...

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    Funny stuff, E.

    Where out of town are you riding this w/e?

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    Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...


    4) A friend asks you to describe someone and you say "I don't know, but his bike was a red Santa Cruz....And he has nice shaved/unshaved legs."

    so yall really have friends that are not bikers? i've been biking so long i forgot those kinds of friends

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    Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    Originally posted by Elena
    4) A friend asks you to describe someone and you say "I don't know, but his bike was red Santa Cruz...."
    I think there was someone on a red SC on the ride this morning, but I saw nothing but his back wheel. rarely. when the trail looped back on itself.

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    And Elena's car REALLY does smell like a locker room... of course, my girl friend states my truck "smells like ass"...
    Expect me when you see me.

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    your significant other knows the names and hazards of all the trails in town, despite the fact that they have never owned a bike and dont even know how to.
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    Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    Originally posted by Elena
    1) Your boss asks if you finished a report and you say "Dude I cranked on it!"

    luckily my boss is cool

    2) Your car smells like a locker room .

    3) A female friend asks you to recommend a type of lube since you are in the medical profession and you tell her "For really dry conditions you want Pro Link. But when things are really wet and messy go with Rock and Roll it helps things run better especially during long rides." She then comes back and informs you that she could find neither brand at the pharmacy

    4) A friend asks you to describe someone and you say "I don't know, but his bike was red Santa Cruz...."

    5) You know your riding partner's schedule better than you significant others/kids.

    6) You decide to do laundry based on the amount of clean cylcing clothes you have.

    7) You start to dream you on the bike when you are asleep.

    8) When your guy friends get together and they say a girl has "a nice rack", they are referring to the one on her car!

    9) You base the amount of alcohol you can drink on the ride you will be doing the next day.

    10) When people talk about bad bunnies, they really are referring to bad bunnies
    Now that some funny stuff..lol.
    You forgot one though... "You know you have been hanging out with mountain bikers too much when"

    You start dating them.
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    Re: Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    Originally posted by Bizarro
    Now that some funny stuff..lol.
    You forgot one though... "You know you have been hanging out with mountain bikers too much when"

    You start dating them.
    Dude if you want to date 853 or Dewayne go right ahead but I gotta ask who leads when y'all ride?

    So I guess you been backing in at Walnut Creek.

    Dewayne riding Kville tomorrow very early check your PM I will give details then CP Sunday.
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    11. When the first thing you show off is NOT your new outfit but your latest bruises

    12. You can name where you got all your bruises.

    13. A Bear sighting in the trees is NOT scary!
    Last edited by Elena; 08-08-2003 at 01:28 PM.
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    any nig nog can sit in a tree. how many can ride UP a tree lik i've done, hmmm?
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    Originally posted by parrotboy
    any nig nog can sit in a tree. how many can ride UP a tree lik i've done, hmmm?
    Yeah, sure, right. At least you have WINGS to help you ... :P

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    it was AMAAAAAAAAAAzing

    i did that day at city park. rode 1/2 way of the trunk, got both wheels on the tree trunk before the bike flipped out fron under me and i held onto a limb for dear life.
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    Re: Re: you know you have been hanging out too much with mt bikers when...

    Originally posted by tyger23
    I think there was someone on a red SC on the ride this morning, but I saw nothing but his back wheel. rarely. when the trail looped back on itself.

    Damn Acuna is faaasst.
    your being too kind.........the ride did have some good flow going.........that's all it's about, flow baby......flow
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