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    R-I-D-E-R-E-P-O-R-T (Short - but bike related)

    Stealing Oldschooler's idea...

    I went to CP with X-Ray, Scuff and Mrs. Technikal. It was hot. I fell over and bled. Mrs. Technical said it was too hot to keep riding, so I shouldn't wait for her. I didn't. Big mistake. (Note to folks that ride with your SO's : "don't wait for me" actually translates to "you -better- slow your ass down and wait for me, else I'm going to be really upset."). I finished the loop. X-Ray and I drank beer. We went to Ski Shores and ate burgers... mmmmm.

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    Re: R-I-D-E-R-E-P-O-R-T (Short - but bike related)

    Originally posted by TechniKal
    Stealing Oldschooler's idea...
    Mrs. Technical said it was too hot to keep riding, so I shouldn't wait for her. I didn't. Big mistake. (Note to folks that ride with your SO's : "don't wait for me" actually translates to "you -better- slow your ass down and wait for me, else I'm going to be really upset.").

    Are you serious? Hummm, maybe that explains some things... Hey, wait a minute, what about all that honest-open communication stuff I've heard about? I'm so confused.



    I finished the loop. X-Ray and I drank beer. We went to Ski Shores and ate burgers...
    yeah, and then you went back to CP just as the Mrs. was finishing here lap. Go on...

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    Re: R-I-D-E-R-E-P-O-R-T (Short - but bike related)

    Originally posted by TechniKal

    Big mistake. (Note to folks that ride with your SO's : "don't wait for me" actually translates to "you -better- slow your ass down and wait for me, else I'm going to be really upset.)
    Hehehe
    Yeah, I have witnessed one of those during a hike with S.O.

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    What??? No ghosts, no spiders... You even bled and no pictures?

    Bleh...
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    I tried...

    to help you out! She was on the verge of bonking, poor Mrs. T ... I was making up all kinds of stuff for ya ...

    *Kyle was just ahead, saw us and went on
    *He rushed back to the parking lot to finish his list of all the romantic things he wants to do with you on vacation (yeah, I was reaching!)
    *He's bleeding
    *We passed him (had she actually bonked, I think she just might have bought that one!)

    It was pretty funny! Not as funny as Kyle w/o food ... JUST JOKING!!!!
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    Re: R-I-D-E-R-E-P-O-R-T (Short - but bike related)

    Originally posted by TechniKal
    Stealing Oldschooler's idea...

    I went to CP with X-Ray, Scuff and Mrs. Technikal. It was hot. I fell over and bled. Mrs. Technical said it was too hot to keep riding, so I shouldn't wait for her. I didn't. Big mistake. (Note to folks that ride with your SO's : "don't wait for me" actually translates to "you -better- slow your ass down and wait for me, else I'm going to be really upset."). I finished the loop. X-Ray and I drank beer. We went to Ski Shores and ate burgers... mmmmm.
    no excuses..
    me and Schwinn Homie are going to kick your arse!!

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    Bear's_Wife reports ( via internet ) that Camp Mabry temp is 108 with 22% humidity and 61 degree dewpoint.

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    Yeah, my thermomaxer says 104.9 - 360 just north of 2222.

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    Hmmm. I think I ran into all of you (Someone in your group named Ray?). I was on the chrome Hammerhead. Anyway it was pretty damn hot out there. I went through a 100 oz. Camelbak in one hour of riding and didn't have a lot of sweat to show for it. Pretty scary. I lost one of my water bottles on the trail, you didn't happen to see one did you?

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    X-Ray was on the red HH, I was on the blue one. Had I seen a water bottle on the trail, I would likely have stopped and drank it. I ran out of water myself, which is why I left my wife to fight the bears and other trail demons on her own. That's my story anyway - and I'm sticking to it!

    Nice climb by the road, btw. Good to see you make it up that thing after losing all momentum...

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    Re: Re: R-I-D-E-R-E-P-O-R-T (Short - but bike related)

    Originally posted by Raycer X
    no excuses..
    me and Schwinn Homie are going to kick your arse!!
    I may very well lose, but you will always suck.


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    Originally posted by katana
    Hmmm. I think I ran into all of you (Someone in your group named Ray?). I was on the chrome Hammerhead. Anyway it was pretty damn hot out there. I went through a 100 oz. Camelbak in one hour of riding and didn't have a lot of sweat to show for it. Pretty scary. I lost one of my water bottles on the trail, you didn't happen to see one did you?
    Good to meet you Katana. It was toasty out there. Kyle looked bonked out waiting for his burger at Ski shores. He didn't say a word when the food arrived. It was all bidness on that cheeseburger.
    Ray

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