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    Best Craigslist Ad

    Bikes or bike parts related only.

    I'll start
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    got my vote for best legs her name is not David - right?!
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    i'm glad this one is still posted...

    http://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1900794461.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixie_cragger View Post
    i'm glad this one is still posted...

    http://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1900794461.html
    I think we have our winner.

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    Ask me what TGR can do for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost27 View Post
    Yep - that's funny .....cuts to the bone
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    Thanks, that's a great way to start my day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zes emevas View Post
    Yep - that's funny .....cuts to the bone
    Dang that is funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinerider View Post
    Bikes or bike parts related only.

    I'll start
    Who buys a $5500 bike without knowing what fits them?

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    maybe we can ask cody

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    Bitchin Cdale SuperV

    Only $1600. It didn't cost that much when it was new, what, 10 years ago?

    But, but, it includes a pump, and tools, and water bottle holders and antlers!

    Cannondale Super V2000. This bike is like new (not a scratch). Come with speedometer, two water bottle holders, stationary stand indoor workout, and all accessories included (pump, tools w/case, and more). Asking for $1600 Obo. . Local only!

    Cannondale Super V2000 is Made in USA !



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    R&I quotables:
    They taste different when you flip them over!
    Don't eat the ginger snaps, they've been down chucks pants!
    Just what I need - a robot sex doll telling me "is that all you got?"
    Sue sleeps next to me, and Toby sleeps on top of my wife!
    I like that YOU like Dick!
    "Hurry up and take the damn picture, I can't stay in this position all night!" quoted while holding the "FUDGE RINGS"
    I'm still trying to figure out my meat!
    Oh NO, I like COCK SAUSAGE!
    Who says you put it in your mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelie man View Post
    Ahahahahah. I'm sure he will get lots of responses
    R&I quotables:
    They taste different when you flip them over!
    Don't eat the ginger snaps, they've been down chucks pants!
    Just what I need - a robot sex doll telling me "is that all you got?"
    Sue sleeps next to me, and Toby sleeps on top of my wife!
    I like that YOU like Dick!
    "Hurry up and take the damn picture, I can't stay in this position all night!" quoted while holding the "FUDGE RINGS"
    I'm still trying to figure out my meat!
    Oh NO, I like COCK SAUSAGE!
    Who says you put it in your mouth!

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    This is obviously a joke, but still pretty funny:

    http://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1990478086.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by olddbrider View Post
    This is obviously a joke, but still pretty funny:

    http://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1990478086.html
    Must have been real good cause its already been flagged.
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    http://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1995099401.html


    Did you lose your Huffy downtown? - $7 (4th and Lavaca)

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    Date: 2010-10-08, 5:54AM CDT
    Reply to: sale-m8uuu-1995099401@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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    To the idiot who locked their girls huffy bike to my bike instead of the rack tonight, Thursday10/08/10, at the Ginger Man. As of 4:00AM, I have removed enough of the parts from your bike to separate both of the bikes from the rack and leave them inside for the rest of the night. Tomorrow when I go to separate your bike from mine, I will not be so gentle. If any of you have any clue/suggestions, I am all ears.


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