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    funny

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    the govt should step in to make more laws to control strava violence...how many more innocent people need to suffer and die because of this dangerous product?
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    In before next strava hate thread begins.

    Edit: Bartman beat me to it....
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    Aww c'mon! Strava Heat Map has done wonders for making hush hush trails not so hush hush! It's a service for the whole community!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartman View Post
    the govt should step in to make more laws to control strava violence...how many more innocent people need to suffer and die because of this dangerous product?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bartman View Post
    the govt should step in to make more laws to control strava violence...how many more innocent people need to suffer and die because of this dangerous product?
    Already have leash laws, dumbass!
    xx

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    when youre cookin hot, and you think you might just get that KOM, hellya id run over my own grandma, ma, and sis to get it done. Cause im hardcore like that..... and stuff.
    And when i get that KOM im shotgunning an IPA with RedBull chaser. Cause im hardcore like that, and stuff.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GTFOOMW View Post
    Already have leash laws, dumbass!
    and no one should walk around w an inserted butt plug all day long, Jesse...it's the cause of your anal retention..slide out of the closet and get a BF already..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartman View Post
    and no one should walk around w an inserted butt plug all day long, Jesse...it's the cause of your anal retention..slide out of the closet and get a BF already..
    U should use that gun you have to carry around all the time as a butt plug, dog whisperer.
    xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTFOOMW View Post
    U should use that gun you have to carry around all the time as a butt plug, dog whisperer.
    come on brother...that is so weak...I thought you had better game than to piggy back on my material..oh well, come out when you want too but we all know you're a bottom girl...the smile on your face while riding your saddle-less bike gives it away..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartman View Post
    come on brother...that is so weak.....
    Perhaps to someone used to getting a load shot up their ass.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTFOOMW View Post
    Perhaps to someone used to getting a load shot up their ass.....
    I'm flattered by your invitation, Jess but I save my butt aka DPP (dual Piston Pumpers) for the the hot women I go out with who like to dig the paws into it to hang on..so I'll decline at this time because I know you need to save your energy for your pet miniature donkey...Sam.. by the way...did you need rubber boots for his back feet to stump break him?

    HAH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartman View Post
    I'm flattered by your invitation, Jess but I save my butt aka DPP (dual Piston Pumpers) for the the hot women I go out with who like to dig the paws into it to hang on..so I'll decline at this time because I know you need to save your energy for your pet miniature donkey...Sam.. by the way...did you need rubber boots for his back feet to stump break him?

    HAH!
    Sam? Man you have slipped pretty bad.....
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    having actually used the Beltline path in ATL shortly after it was opened, that's no joke. I am sure it's died down, but you could not possible ride that thing more than 5 mph and for more than 10 feet without running into several walkers.
    won't you be my neighbor?

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