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    Talking 15 things to do at walmart while waiting for your wife!

    15 Things to do at Walmart while your wife is taking her sweet
    ass time:

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
    carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
    intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
    women's restroom.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
    layaway.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
    shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the
    bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
    ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and
    pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
    clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
    the theme from "Mission Impossible".

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
    different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
    say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
    the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
    again!"

    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
    then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by ole-nasty
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
    again!"
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    did that one one time, but i did not do the fetal position. just kept walking. my college roommate was with me. he played along and made a concerned look. the check out lady busted out laughing. we made her feel really bad. then we told her we were just joshing her. she busted out again. we left. end of story.

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    chief you suc with all your propaganda signatures!! ----that kills any post!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ole-nasty
    chief you suc with all your propaganda signatures!! ----that kills any post!!

    aw, don't hate!!!

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    i'am not hate-in its just my fuccin finger gets wore out scrolling down ten pages so i can see a picture of tu-pac like 40 times!! one at a time ---with the pics and propaganda!! or else i'am drawling the big guns ---the picture i just received VIA e-mail from a secret source--of you in pink spandex on a tandom ,and your in the rear pedaling hard with you head down and angled just right so the sweat off the other guys ass drips down you face--and his pink spandex are sliped down a bit like a plumber and you can see the ass cleavage!!


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