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    Question Kitty, Kitty

    Tell me again why you no showed at X-Bar. I can't remember why you didn't show when called out....

    I understand you think I should shirk my parental duties to school your ass at Huntsville. I'm sure a good God fearing republicant like yourself wouldn't want a parent to shun their child to beat a poser. What gives asshat?
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    “Family Obligations”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hello Kitty
    “Family Obligations”

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    So let me get this straight...you're pissing and moaning that I'm not coming to Huntsville so I can be a single parent all the while your reason was "family obligations?" Nice try! Your logic skills are as sharp as your racing skills.

    So now lets pretend you ride the trails at Waco. Have you ever ridden the following trails: Ho-Chi-Minh, Cambodia, BatCave, Babbler or Skidmark? Those would be the trails that we are "watching" people in the photo you love so much on my website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    So now lets pretend you ride the trails at Waco. Have you ever ridden the following trails: Ho-Chi-Minh, Cambodia, BatCave, Babbler or Skidmark? Those would be the trails that we are "watching" people in the photo you love so much on my website.
    been there done that...(yawn) whats your point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hello Kitty
    been there done that...(yawn) whats your point?
    When? There aren't any pictures to prove it.

    So in the end, all the shit said on that other site is just that, shit? Calling people out where they don't read or post for the things you have done yourself. Nice job! Good thing neither one of us take this seriously.
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    Did Kitty mention that he sucks cock?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    When? There aren't any pictures to prove it.

    So in the end, all the shit said on that other site is just that, shit? Calling people out where they don't read or post for the things you have done yourself. Nice job! Good thing neither one of us take this seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayduke
    Did Kitty mention that he sucks cock?
    He said something about looking forward to Loco-Gringos visit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    Tell me again why you no showed at X-Bar. I can't remember why you didn't show when called out....

    I understand you think I should shirk my parental duties to school your ass at Huntsville. I'm sure a good God fearing republicant like yourself wouldn't want a parent to shun their child to beat a poser. What gives asshat?
    You pack as much punch as a double arm amputee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iraqi Info Minister
    You pack as much punch as a double arm amputee.
    Why thank you. It is such an honor to have you critique my post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    When? There aren't any pictures to prove it.
    sorry i don't take an entire film crew with me when we go out and ride besides we don't stand around in a circle jerk watching to see if some fat ass barney can clean some section.

    Hey...your the moron posting photos of your pasty white ass and your friends standing around staring at the sky, where are the photos of your wicked badass skillz riding cameron parq?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    Why thank you. It is such an honor to have you critique my post.
    your welcome

    so exactly what cyclocross races are you going to do this winter ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    When? There aren't any pictures to prove it.

    So in the end, all the shit said on that other site is just that, shit? Calling people out where they don't read or post for the things you have done yourself. Nice job! Good thing neither one of us take this seriously.
    4-beers, before you get all wrapped up in Bill Logic(tm) let me bring you up to speed on a few things. Here are his stats....

    1999 Smithville 32/34 Bottom 3
    1999 FT Hood 38/39 Bottom 2
    1999 Waco 27/36 Bottom 9
    1999 Warda DNF Quit
    1999 Kerrvile 25/35 Bottom 10 (His best finish ever.)
    1999 Huntsville DFL Dead Phucking Last

    2000 Kelly Creek 23/27 Bottom 4
    2000 Hunstville 28/35 Bottom 7
    2000 Lake Bryan DNF Quit
    2000 Piney Hills 28/30 Bottom 2

    2001 Warda 27/31 Bottom 4
    2001 Lajitas 54/61 Bottom 7

    2002 RHR 81/86 Bottom 5
    2002 Storm Hill 26/33 Bottom 7
    2002 Waco 34/37 Bottom 3
    2002 FlatCreek DFL Quit
    2002 Tyler 21/22 Bottom 2
    2002 Kelly Creek 29/34 Bottom 5
    2002 Powerpedal 27/31 Bottom 4


    2003 Big Ring 19/22 Bottom 3
    2003 RHR 40/41 Bottom 2
    2003 Storm 42/43 Bottom 2
    2003 Warda 33/36 Bottom 3
    2003 Waco DNF QUIT
    2003 Flat Creek 25/25 Dead Phucking Last
    2003 Tyler 20/20 Dead Phucking Last
    2003 BrokenOak 27/28 Bottom 2

    2003 AVPC-CX 20/20 Dead Phucking Last



    2004 Rocky Hill 14/14 Dead Phucking Last
    2004 Comfort 28/33 Bottom 5
    2004 Waco 35/36 Bottom 2


    Prior to 1999, his stats were just as bad if not worse. After the Spring TMBRA series, his stats remained just as shittie. So it's easy to conclude that
    Bill is the biggest under achiever to ever enter the mtb world.

    He buys all the kewl bike stuff to fulfill the bottomless desire to finish above
    mid pack, yet never does.

    Don't wrapped up in his web of hopelessness. You are fairly new to the race
    world and he prays on newbies like you. He'll challenge you to race him on
    his turf, his rules and at his timing/date convenience. Just look at his stats
    and ask yourself, "why wast my time on this loser?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by the kidd
    Just look at his stats
    and ask yourself, "why wast my time on this loser?"
    shall...we post your DNS, DFLs and other piss poor stats on the 2 races you do a year Kiddy? i'm still waiting on you to live up to your end of the 12hr race challenge that you threw down 3 fucking years ago!!!

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    Bill, err, I mean Info Minister, I won't be doing any cross races this year. I don't claim to race them. Never have. So I'm not sure why that is such a big deal. Why don't you come throw down on the Chupa with us? If its as easy as you claim, you should be able to easily drop me and show me how its done.

    I tell you what, next time we roll to Cameron, I will send you a pm so you can join us. Then you can see for yourself what those trails look like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    Bill, err, I mean Info Minister, I won't be doing any cross races this year. I don't claim to race them. Never have. So I'm not sure why that is such a big deal.
    hey i tell you what...i'll forgo a CX race for one weekend if you'll commit to the TT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hello Kitty
    hey i tell you what...i'll forgo a CX race for one weekend if you'll commit to the TT
    I can't make that commitment until later. My custody agreement may not let me. I won't know until much closer to time. That's an honest answer with no BS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    That's an honest answer with no BS.
    Hmmmm....kinda like my "i don't feel like driving 6 hours for a race in the middle of BFE" that no one shows up to anyway.

    don't worry...i'll remind you closer to the date of the TT

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    I got no problem with a drive. But I'm sure as hell aren't gonna forgoe a weekend with my child to drop your silly ass.
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    “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. “
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride4Beer
    I got no problem with a drive. But I'm sure as hell aren't gonna forgoe a weekend with my child to drop your silly ass.
    i suggest you bring her along just so she can see "Daddy" get SpANkED like a little bitch on his big bikey, that would make a fun ride home for you...

    daddy - why did you cry when that man rode really fast and left you behind?

    daddy - why did those Houston riders laugh at you and Mr.Randy (the kidd)?

    daddy - why do you fall down so much when those other men don't?

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