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    What is this Haiku?
    I should be riding my bike
    when will the rain end?




















    I should be riding my bike

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    Don't give me any crap on the trail! I can find my own, thank you.

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    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

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    There once wuz a man from Nantucket
    Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    While wiping his chin
    If my dick reached my ass I would fuck it.








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    Leave it to the Greeks
    To sully this noble thread
    Time to take it back.
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    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

    El Rey - Jose Alfredo Jimenez

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    Quote Originally Posted by George View Post
    Leave it to the Greeks
    To sully this noble thread
    Time to take it back.
    As opposed to time to take it in the back?
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Raspa's oldies ride
    Back from days long gone by
    Getting dirty still
    "old and in the way"
    I will go slower

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    As opposed to time to take it in the back?
    This original poetry piece read:

    Leave it to the Greeks
    To sully this noble thread
    Time to masturbate.

    But alas, that link no worky. On that note, here's another original:

    March 5, 2k5
    The day the matrix thread died
    Made us very sad.
    -George


    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

    El Rey - Jose Alfredo Jimenez

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    Yes. I remember
    Bye Miss American Pie
    The day Matrix died.
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    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Mr. Z, you suck
    Went to the coast without us?
    I bet you flew kites!
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    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

    El Rey - Jose Alfredo Jimenez

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    Computer Messages in Haiku

    Sony has announced its own computer operating system now
    available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of
    producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's
    Windows operating systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said,
    "We intend to capture the high ground by putting
    a human, Japanese face on what has been - until now - an
    operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For
    example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful
    Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."
    The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error
    messages:

    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    The Web site you seek
    Cannot be located but
    Countless more exist

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask way too much.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that.

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    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    So beautifully.

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    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Stay the patient course
    Of little worth is your ire
    The network is down

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Spread thin with each wanting more
    No time for himself.
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by h.j. View Post
    First off my brotha mojos,
    the art of haiku,
    seven and five and seven.


    your welcome
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