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    Post Haiku

    First off my brotha mojos,
    the art of haiku,
    seven and five and seven.


    your welcome
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    Carlitos

    For example:

    Carlos is the mechanic
    with a hollow leg
    and a plate full o bacon.
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    Chris is a "killer" that shreds,
    he scares me not, why?
    cause the faggot shaves his legs!

    Kyle is large and in charge
    he sure does scare me
    come on now, you saw his ass!

    Kiwi, kiwi blinding fast
    he drinks like a fish
    and he can kick chris's ass

    Chief rides with the grace of a
    dark swan, unless he
    keeps falling off the wagon

    With hair so long and smooth legs,
    but too much face hair
    HEY, Go back to Canada!
    Last edited by h.j.; 11-14-2001 at 08:43 PM.
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    uuuuuuuuuh...

    Haiku is Five...Seven...Five

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    7, 5, 7!!!!!!!!
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    Uuuuuh...

    5-7-5, unless it's "Free"

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
    whatever! I need to double check. Anyways, it's allways fun to make fun of Kyle's ass and Chris switching teams
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    From "LITERATURE An Introduction to Reading and Writing" by Edgar V. Roberts, and Henry E. Jacobs

    Haiku

    "A poetic form derived from Japanese, traditionally containing three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables."

    pp 1900, Glossary of Literary Terms

    Yeah, I was a 4.0 English Egghead...Still am

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    HJ likes my ass
    He writes poems about it now
    I think he is gay

    He wears girly short
    Shiny velvet, baby blue
    girls rack sale for sure


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    I went for a ride
    And saw Chris and Kyle doing
    It big doggy style.

    There is a dweeb who
    Sucks pig and drinks vinegar
    I think he's sick man!

    I do know this guy
    Named Carlitos the wrench
    With wool and no stench.

    I pity the fool
    Who don't ride T-ville here soon
    Cause you will be schooled.

    My first race will be
    A twelve hour endeavor
    Too cool, I like that.

    Haikus, whokoos and
    Doggy doos cause smelly shoes
    She leaves and you lose.
    Dog Tacos - now available

    www.dogtacos.com, or Dog Tacos on Facebook

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    T, you have mised you calling my friend!

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    Shaved legs bad you say?
    You guys write poetry lines,
    thats more gay any day

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    Rocky Hill Darkness
    A baby wails in the woods
    Smoothe legs pump faster!

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    Hills are Dripping Springs
    Trails run as wet weather creeks
    By leaf berms and dams
    Spicewookie likes this.
    "old and in the way"
    I will go slower

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    Reading these haikus
    Sure brings back great memories
    Thanks for the thread bump
    -George


    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

    El Rey - Jose Alfredo Jimenez

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    Now Mojo rising
    Odd verse reverses dead trend
    Poetry is great!
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Hail to their return
    Board traffic resurrected
    Mojos care not why
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Rains keep on falling
    Wet trails have no time to dry
    Road bike, maybe now
    "old and in the way"
    I will go slower

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    Hot sun will return
    Drops of sweat replace the rains
    Splashing down, not up.
    "old and in the way"
    I will go slower

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    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    Refrigerator.
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, donít bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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