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    Thumbs up first MoJo friday

    the monthly tradition begins with the urban mojo assault on down town SA town this and every first friday.

    what i propose is a fun ride, different from the thurs bike world ride.

    not riding AROUND down town,
    but riding ON down town!

    riding down stairs
    riding up stairs
    track standing hops sideways up the stairs
    bunny hopping things
    riding under things
    riding around fountains
    riding up parking garages
    screaming down parking garages
    mojo jousting
    raping horses and riding off on the women!!

    place to meet and time TBA (suggestions)
    wheels down 7:30
    i'll even bring my little weber grill and one beer

    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    Sounds like fun.

    [QUOTE=h.j.]
    raping horses and riding off on the women!!

    QUOTE]

    Will we be pruning any hedges?
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    Quote Originally Posted by h.j.
    the monthly tradition begins with the urban mojo assault on down town SA town this and every first friday.
    May 6.
    That is Cinco de Mayo weekend.
    There should be plenty of festivities downtown that day.
    It must suck to be you.

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    so are we going to ride around the normal first fri. art crowd? See some bad art? Find some free beer? See some bare bellies that should never see the light of day?
    "It's all fun and games 'til someone gets a penis in the eye"
    E. B.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Z
    so are we going to ride around the normal first fri. art crowd? See some bad art? Find some free beer? See some bare bellies that should never see the light of day?
    hj won't answer you until tonight. he can't get on Mojo at work.
    It must suck to be you.

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    I have ridden downtown on several Fridays after work, and it's fun. I suggest including the Pig Stand on Broadway. There is a congregation of old cars and hot rods to see. I usually attract some stares as I track stand slowly around the crowd while viewing the cars.
    Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, don’t bring the level of the trail down to your riding level.

    Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Z
    See some bare bellies that should never see the light of day?
    We've been seeing that all WEEK downtown for fiesta. There are WAY too many men and women who sure are proud of their bodies (with absolutely no reason to be). I mean, I'm not a pot about to call a kettle black, but at least I don't go around borrowing Gary Duncan's wardrobe!

    And what's with all the wenches going around fiesta wearing the same amount of makeup as they wear on a night out on the town? Don't they realize that they aren't in dark bars but in broad daylight, where we can plainly see the multiple layers of caked on paint??!!?!
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    Oh yeah, count me in HJ.
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    anything/everything
    over priced art
    under dressed girls

    ride around with a bottle of wine like the old school Euro Racers
    sausages and beer back at the car

    where should we park?
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    bump for hj.
    It must suck to be you.

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    Friends of the McNay dinner this first friday, so I'm out. So will one other elitist bastard lawyer type who won't be getting a kitchen pass this first fri.

    That's ok...free food and booze.
    "It's all fun and games 'til someone gets a penis in the eye"
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    bump again for hj
    It must suck to be you.

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    where should we park, start the ride, drink, eat?

    VOTE
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    It would probably work better if we meet somewhere away from the madness and ride over to First Friday. How many people are we expecting?

    Can I get a head count?
    -George


    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
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    kenny

    Remember the Downtown rides you lead about 10 years ago? Those were the days.

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    the votes are in

    this will be the first first friday ride and we shall meet at a parking lot of:
    301 S Main St
    which is near Main & Nueva
    meet about 6:45-7:15
    wheels down as soon as you finish 3 drinks
    'bike on fire' - a, ms150

    'we'll be drunk and making sweet love to something' - g, terlingua

    'this goo[d]. this is very goo[d]' - m 'lady, you just cut my balls off' - c, MoJo fest

    'das right, ro*d f*gs, DIRT. Fat tires an' ev'rythang'
    - z, bikemojo.com

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    301 S. Main is my father's law office. It is on the southwest corner of Main & Nueva, across the streets from the Courthouse, Justice Center and Federal Reserve (where we turn onto Main St. from Nueva on the Thursday night ride; AKA where my brother, John911, had his fiesta beer booth for those that stopped with us Fiesta Thursday). The parking area will accomodate up to 6 cars, 8 if we get creative so first come first park. Call me at three to0 fife oh too six fife if you have any problems or need directions.
    -George


    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

    El Rey - Jose Alfredo Jimenez

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    Quote Originally Posted by h.j.
    this will be the first first friday ride and we shall meet at a parking lot of:
    301 S Main St
    which is near Main & Nueva
    meet about 6:45-7:15
    wheels down as soon as you finish 3 drinks

    HJ,

    got ur call today. K and I will try to make it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by h.j.
    wheels down as soon as you finish 3 drinks
    don't forget your flasks!
    It must suck to be you.

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    So far, it's H.J., Dan and myself. Dan and I are bringing out the cruisers for this one. I'll have the music trailer and whatever else we can put in it. Chickenman Joshua might come out too.

    Que más?

    It will definitely be an evening of bike-fueled fun so post up if you're gonna join us.
    -George


    "...Despues me dijo un arriero
    que no hay que llegar primero,
    pero hay que saber llegar."

    El Rey - Jose Alfredo Jimenez

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    well?
    who showed?
    didja drink beer? bar-b-q?
    chicka report?
    next month?
    "It's all fun and games 'til someone gets a penis in the eye"
    E. B.

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