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    more (cat) food for....uhhhh....thought

    Ed (Blue Klein) picked up a job as stocker at an HEB here in SA.

    he's noticed this so far:

    HEB quality control agents are NUTS about stuff like, the cans and boxes and bags and jars, MUST face forward.

    also.....and this was WAY weird!!!!

    there are more brands and varieties of cat food than of baby food. shreded, sliced, with and without sauce, chicken, beef, cat salads..... can the cat even tell? does it even care? are cats THAT picky? if this is true, it's amazing how long they've survived.

    also, as a stauch dog lover (hehehe) i skip all indecision on dog food purchases. my dog gets, steaks, ice cream, bacon, pork chops, candy, no soda, fast food, or sugar coated cereals, pancakes......

    i never really liked cats, and now i like them even less.




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    Reply from a cat...



    After my cat read your post, she proceeded to paw at the keyboard and mouse and this is what she came up with. Sorry, Carlos. My cat was offensed.

    On a different note, it's funny how my local HEB also stocks cat food up the ass but doesn't stock bread. Or milk. Hmmmm, curious.

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    I worked at a convienance store along time ago. This lady came in and tried to buy a bunch of cat food with food stamps. When I told her she couldn't buy cat food with food stamps she went and got a bunch of cans of tuna fish. I wouldn't sell those to her either. She started ranting and raving and demanded to talk to the owner or someone in charge. Before she even got it out of her mouth I was on the phone to the manager.
    She couldn't understand why I wouldn't let her use the foodstamps.
    Outer space is just 62 miles away.

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    I forgot to mention, I don't like cats either.
    Outer space is just 62 miles away.

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    toonces....no milk? really? then what do you and the cat have with the Fancy Feast....wine?

    flbikerman.....heheheheh

    i once saw a woman at teh checkout trying to use foodstamps to buy a few boxes of Swisher Sweets.

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    Re: Reply from a cat...

    Originally posted by toonces


    After my cat read your post, she proceeded to paw at the keyboard and mouse and this is what she came up with. Sorry, Carlos. My cat was offensed.

    On a different note, it's funny how my local HEB also stocks cat food up the ass but doesn't stock bread. Or milk. Hmmmm, curious.
    LMAO!

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    Originally posted by carlos
    toonces....no milk? really? then what do you and the cat have with the Fancy Feast....wine?
    Fancy Feast. Man, I can't believe you said that.



    On a lighter note, I really dig those commercials with that cat, Baxter. I forget what toxic waste they're trying to pedal tho.

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    toonces, yup. Fancy Feast. i think it's made from old boot soles, ripped speaker cones, recycled Richard Simmons work out books, and rotted leather watch bands. right?

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    Originally posted by carlos
    toonces, yup. Fancy Feast. i think it's made from old boot soles, ripped speaker cones, recycled Richard Simmons work out books, and rotted leather watch bands. right?
    I'll be damned:


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    i bet the sodium comes from teh watch bands. the sweat and salt ya know.

    speaker cones for fiber.....especially if they are EV cones.

    the work out books from Richard Simmons are the sugars.

    and the boot soles are the protien.

    what part of the boot is the cashew from?

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