Done...

[Hello Kitty]

it's official TeamSmack.org has kicked BikeMojo.com's ASS (http://teamsmack.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11235)

[flbikerman]

Everytime you start running your mouth about how bad ass you are someone (Alan) posts results from races and you shut your mouth for a while. I guess you figured out you're a loser so decided to bring other people into it hoping for victory?

[Hello Kitty]

Everytime you start running your mouth about how bad ass you are someone (Alan) posts results from races and you shut your mouth for a while. I guess you figured out you're a loser so decided to bring other people into it hoping for victory?

your barking up the wrong tree fbikeman i talk a lotta shit but never about my crappy racing results by the way where are YOUR results? Why don’t you mojo badasses walk the walk and show up to some events then Instead of strutting around like you’re the cock of the walk? As it stands now the Houston folks totally own ya’lls ass. Your first opportunity is next Friday at the 12hr / 6hr marathon at RHR teamsmack.org will be there will you?

[John]

You miss the whole point of BikeMojo. The BikeMojo team leads all others in the apres-race partying. Any competition will have to include a keg draining event in order to be truly fair.

[Hello Kitty]

You miss the whole point of BikeMojo. The BikeMojo team leads all others in the apres-race partying. Any competition will have to include a keg draining event in order to be truly fair.

I have considered this teamsmack.org has way too many teetotalers and “training freaks” to be any real competition to the post event activities of the bikemojo.com ilk. Therefore the advantage of after-race undertakings will lean toward the mojoers

[carney]

I have considered this teamsmack.org has way too many teetotalers and “training freaks” to be any real competition to the post event activities of the bikemojo.com ilk. Therefore the advantage of after-race undertakings will lean toward the mojoers

pwnd!

[carney]

LMAO! quote from ts'er John:

No, no, no. There's a HUGE difference between "no show" and "the contest was mentally simulated by one of the teams and the conclusion was drawn that the other team would have gotten their asses kicked so decidely that a physical contest was not required to validate the simulation".

sounds like ts is arguing with the little voices inside it's collective head

[Hello Kitty]

pwnd!

maybe not...all the teamsmack.org folks will be over at the AWARDS ceremony collecting their trophies and schwag where as the mojos are drowning their race sorrows in a bottle of beer.

:D

[carney]

or maybe mojo and ts just see the world differently (in general; i'm sure there are both types on either board): mojo would see the RIDE itself as the point and ts would see the PODIUM as the point; it's all good.

[Cosa Nostra]

Well, if it's to be a true mojo vs teamsmack contest, then teamsmack should form their own team and race in the TMBRA series. There are many mojo's who are also members of other teams.

[cASe]

teamsmack fot ow3ned (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=bikemojo&q2=teamsmack&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us) by BIkeMojo. check it for yourself fool.

[flbikerman]

hahaha.

Kitty, I don't race. I've never claimed to be a better rider than anyone. Any time you want to ride though.
Maybe I miss interpit some of your posts. Or maybe my memory isn't that good. But it seems to me, that at the very least, you've tried to imply that you could out ride most people.

[data]

You are so right!!
http://tmbra.org/team_chal/team04.html

Ooops, wait, that is BikeMojo in 7th isn't it? :eyebrow:

Didn't see a "Smack" anything there, but hey, what your lips do is your business... :p :D

[jcivic00]

great, I'm assuming that his is what you wanted for posting this thread, so here you go...




http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DU2dJw0ohagJ:tat.cs.brandeis.edu:8090/cs2a03/mrothwax/cookie.jpg

[jcivic00]

great, I'm assuming that his is what you wanted for posting this thread, so here you go...




http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:dU2dJw0ohagJ:tat.cs.brandeis.edu:8090/cs2a03/mrothwax/cookie.jpg

[jcivic00]

http://www.martinsburg.com/wv.recipes/cookie.jpg


not being able to edit posts sucks.

[Hello Kitty]

Well, if it's to be a true mojo vs teamsmack contest, then teamsmack should form their own team and race in the TMBRA series. There are many mojo's who are also members of other teams.

There is no “official” teamsmack team per say because we have too many folks on various other bikeshop teams here in Houston…bikesport, west end, bike lane, acme bikes, northwest cyclery, bike barn, spring valley etc…etc…that’s why I suggest that we could have our own inter-web-forum rivalry. to make things interesting this spring season. Now I never did say that their wasn’t some fast folks on mojo however if you look at the demographics of ratio of total bike riding/racing ass kickers per forum you’ll see that with only 525 registered users on teamsmack we totally dominate bikemojo and their 2400+ registered forum users. You would think that a place that has almost 5 times as many so called “bad ass riders” on it they could muster up a few racers to compete with teamsmack on things such as cyclocross, marathon events, TMBRA races and even road racing….don’t you think? So put down the bong and leave the beer in the fridge and get you sum this season hell I’ll by the keg to celebrate if ya’ll can average better finishes against us this entire spring TMBRA race season. Any takers?

[the Inbred]

Kitty, you's wrong:

"Bike Mojo"
( 25 400 results)
versus
"Team Smack"
( 4 730 results)

The winner is: "Bike Mojo"

&

BikeMojo
( 30 200 results)
versus
TeamSmack
(657 results)

The winner is: BikeMojo

[Hello Kitty]

Kitty, you's wrong:

"Bike Mojo"
( 25 400 results)
versus
"Team Smack"
( 4 730 results)

The winner is: "Bike Mojo"

&

BikeMojo
( 30 200 results)
versus
TeamSmack
(657 results)

The winner is: BikeMojo

i'm not talking some fagass GoOgle search war dumb ass

[Dr. JEKYLL]

Wow, this is interesting and amusing. Let me get this straight. Kitty, are you saying that all these Mojo riders suck? That you and your fellow Houston riders can kick their asses? I really don't like to get involved in stuff like this, but like I said, it's amusing and I just want to make sure I understand what you are saying before I say anything else.

[the Inbred]

As Albert Einstein once said:

So it’s safe to say that we kicked bikemojos ass with out them even knowing it? Man talk about some sweet smack ninja moves for sure

[Ride4Beer]

Damn, Titty. Were you really that bored at work today or what?

[Hello Kitty]

Wow, this is interesting and amusing. Let me get this straight. Kitty, are you saying that all these Mojo riders suck? That you and your fellow Houston riders can kick their asses? I really don't like to get involved in stuff like this, but like I said, it's amusing and I just want to make sure I understand what you are saying before I say anything else.

Your very astute Sir and catch on a lot quicker than the rest of these folks.

I’m not saying that mojo riders suck at all, shoot…from what I read on here ya’ll are the baddest most gnarly kick ass skillful riders in all of Texas. Hell I’m not saying that the folks on teamsmack are worth a damn either…heck were from Houston whatta you expect anyway? "state champs" …I’m just proposing a little friendly challenge is all to make the spring interesting.

Teamsmack.org is made up of mainly a very small group of Houston folks and you mojo guys have over 2400 registered users from all over Texas and everywhere else. Surely you can come up with enough folks to attend a just a couple cyclocross races next month and a few marathon races in the next six months and at least five outa eight tmbra races in the next five months to give us teamsmack.org guys a run for our money. Come on whatta you say your best against our best?

[JMG]

Your very astute Sir and catch on a lot quicker than the rest of these folks.

I’m not saying that mojo riders suck at all, shoot…from what I read on here ya’ll are the baddest most gnarly kick ass skillful riders in all of Texas. Hell I’m not saying that the folks on teamsmack are worth a damn either…heck were from Houston whatta you expect anyway? "state champs" …I’m just proposing a little friendly challenge is all to make the spring interesting.

Teamsmack.org is made up of mainly a very small group of Houston folks and you mojo guys have over 2400 registered users from all over Texas and everywhere else. Surely you can come up with enough folks to attend a just a couple cyclocross races next month and a few marathon races in the next six months and at least five outa eight tmbra races in the next five months to give us teamsmack.org guys a run for our money. Come on whatta you say your best against our best?


Mojo's:

I think we have been called out. I'll be at most of the TMBRA races this spring, maybe even the next 12 hr event. But I won't be doing it for the sake of Kitty, I'm doing it for the love of the ride, the pursuit of excellence, or some bullshit like that. :p

This should be fun!!!

JMG

[Anita Handle]

a) I don't remember anyone claiming that those 2400+ registered mojo users were badass bikers. heck, I suck and I know I own at least 2 of those identities. there are no where NEAR 2400 actual people who post. I think those claims only come from your disturbed psyche.

2) people would actually have to give a shit about this competition for it to mean anything.

iii) since this seems more akin to a fantasy cycle racing league with you claiming anyone who knows anyone that's posted on teamsmack, I claim sager and lance for bikemojo since sager has actually done a racing trip with a bunch of mojos, twice, and since lance lives and trains in cen-tex. I also claim the retired Tour de France winner, miguel indurain as well as the late marco pantani. so there.

[Hello Kitty]

I claim sager and lance for bikemojo since sager has actually done a racing trip with a bunch of mojos, twice.

Ooops is Sager is a "member" of mojo... i think not ...he IS A MEMBER over on teamsmack and has posted a few times too, so that one don't fly and "Lance" as in Lance Armstrong himself has also been on teamsmack since 2003 go check the teamsmack member list yourself if you think i'm shittin' you this ain't no fantasy league it's the real deal.

[Dr. JEKYLL]

Well Kitty, I don't race. I've considered it, but I always change my mind. I am a competitive person. In fact, I love to compete! But you know what, I enjoy the rush of a good ride more than anything. I may consider Comfort, or Tapatio, but who knows, I'll decide the night before, hell I"ll probably wait till that morning to make my decision.
Now, if you and your friends every want to come down to SA, I'll be glad to give you guys a personal tour of our favorite place to ride. Ever been to OP Schnabel park? It's a great place to ride, a variety of trails. If you want we can hold a little informal race there. time trial, 3hr, 6hr, 12hr, I'm sure we can come up with something.

[car!os]

Hello Kitty.....i think the most important thing, here, is that Mojos can drink AND burn, more than the silk-wearing, cheese eating, poodle-walkers of Team Wank.

[McT]

Hello Kitty.....i think the most important thing, here, is that Mojos can drink AND burn, more than the silk-wearing, cheese eating, poodle-walkers of Team Wank.

Amen

[Cosa Nostra]

Ooops is Sager is a "member" of mojo... i think not ...he IS A MEMBER over on teamsmack and has posted a few times too, so that one don't fly

better do your research titty.

[data]

There is no “official” teamsmack team per say because we have too many folks on various other bikeshop teams here in Houston…bikesport, west end, bike lane, acme bikes, northwest cyclery, bike barn, spring valley etc…etc…that’s why I suggest that we could have our own inter-web-forum rivalry. to make things interesting this spring season. Now I never did say that their wasn’t some fast folks on mojo however if you look at the demographics of ratio of total bike riding/racing ass kickers per forum you’ll see that with only 525 registered users on teamsmack we totally dominate bikemojo and their 2400+ registered forum users. You would think that a place that has almost 5 times as many so called “bad ass riders” on it they could muster up a few racers to compete with teamsmack on things such as cyclocross, marathon events, TMBRA races and even road racing….don’t you think? So put down the bong and leave the beer in the fridge and get you sum this season hell I’ll by the keg to celebrate if ya’ll can average better finishes against us this entire spring TMBRA race season. Any takers?

Keep making excuses.. we have folks on such and such, and such and such....

oh yea, and such and such...

:coolness:

[Hello Kitty]

Keep making excuses.. we have folks on such and such, and such and such....

oh yea, and such and such...

:coolness:

Where are the excuses we back our shit up all i hear over here is disaccord.

Ya’ll are the so called “lifestyle” riders who can’t commit to a simple little friendly challenge? First up…next Friday the finals of the 12hr/6hr state championship at RHR we will be there will ya’ll? Hell the thing ends at 9pm plenty of time for ya'll to get blotto drunk and stoned afterwards and still have plenty of time to throw shit in to the fire and scream at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night.

come on show some gumption and show up to one little smack challenge.

[flbikerman]

What have you backed up? All I've seen is talk, I haven't seen anything backed up or proven.

[car!os]

Hello Kitty posted "plenty of time for ya'll to get blotto drunk and stoned afterwards and still have plenty of time to throw shit in to the fire and scream at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night."


sounds like fun, huh?

you should hang out sometime. we've many activities besides the drinking, burning and screaming....



melting beer bottles and using the molten glass to make art....while drunk.

capping the bottles of Night Train with some still in it, creating a Revolutionary War-like cannon peel....screaming is welcomed (CHARGE!!!!!!!!).

puking.

drinking a variety of knock-off brand cleaning products diguised as liqour.

spraying highly flamable and toxic chemicals into a fire hot enough to melt metal. (certified Mojo fire marshalls only)

using gigantic flaming tree trunks, set atop a burtally hot fire, as spring boards for a demonstration of gymastic prowess. current record holder: The Salamander with 21 points.

dropping highly explosive cans, canisters, bottles, or cups, of highly flamable chemicals into a brutally hot fire.

peeing in and/or on automobiles, tents, port-o-potties, grills, shoes, the wind, animals, trash cans......

burning day-old hamburger patty shaped puke.

dancing.

cursing.

singing songs.

discussing the merits of the spring loaded clothes pin vs. the other kind.

networking.

eating from a fine spread of the best damn cuisine, damnit!

inventing new words, you jerkbitch.

founding new non-profit organizations: HHAA (Hydrilla Hunters Association of America)

harming your friends.

and much much more......

[data]

Hell the thing ends at 9pm plenty of time for ya'll to get blotto drunk and stoned afterwards and still have plenty of time to throw shit in to the fire and scream at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night.




And I thought you didn't know who we are!! :p :D

[Hello Kitty]

What have you backed up? All I've seen is talk, I haven't seen anything backed up or proven.

You gotta be shittin’ me…are you really that STUPID?

Here is how a challenge works it’s a call to engage in a contest, fight, or competition to invite with defiance. I’m calling you guys out…therefore the burden of proof is on your shoulders and since this thread as spun out of control in to a class A circle jerk.

I’ll surmise that my initial thoughts were legitimate that even with 2400+ members not a single handful of mojo’s can muster up enough intestinal fortitude to accept a easy challenge as showing up to regional cycling events to take on a bunch of 2nd rate slackers known as teamsmack.org.

The balls still in your court….

[the Inbred]

you seem to be getting really worked up over this, Kitty.

[carney]

discussing the merits of the spring loaded clothes pin vs. the other kind.


What other kind?

[Hello Kitty]

you seem to be getting really worked up over this, Kitty.

No not really we have already been declared the WINNER ( http://teamsmack.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11235) I’m just yanking ya’ll chain a bit more

[young]

greasers vs socs

[zebra3]

greasers vs socs
Stay green ponyboy! :D

[flbikerman]

I guess I must be stupid. Since when did a challenge ever back up the fact that you're running your mouth? Proving something, or backing it up is showing or proving you have the means to do something. It's not some dumbasses running their mouths. Now if you wanted to say that you backed up the fact that your a dumbass I'd agree.


You gotta be shittin’ me…are you really that STUPID?

Here is how a challenge works it’s a call to engage in a contest, fight, or competition to invite with defiance. I’m calling you guys out…therefore the burden of proof is on your shoulders and since this thread as spun out of control in to a class A circle jerk.

I’ll surmise that my initial thoughts were legitimate that even with 2400+ members not a single handful of mojo’s can muster up enough intestinal fortitude to accept a easy challenge as showing up to regional cycling events to take on a bunch of 2nd rate slackers known as teamsmack.org.

The balls still in your court….

[flbikerman]

Oh, by the way everyone.

Merry Christmas





:D

[data]

Oh, by the way everyone.

Merry Christmas





:D


You forgot:

Bitch!!!!!!


:p :D


But seriously, Merry Christmas!

[Wumpus]

What other kind?

http://www.ishmael.com/Education/Writings/environdesign/slide07.jpg

[Hello Kitty]

I guess I must be stupid. Since when did a challenge ever back up the fact that you're running your mouth? Proving something, or backing it up is showing or proving you have the means to do something. It's not some dumbasses running their mouths. Now if you wanted to say that you backed up the fact that your a dumbass I'd agree.

so i guess you'll be attending the...

12hr / 6hr Texas State Marathon Races Series this December 31st ?

or the

U of H cyclocross race Jan. 8th

or maybe the

West End Bicycles cyclocross race Jan. 9th

or perhaps the

RHR training race this Jan. 16th

or the

12 hours of Dirt Jan 29th

or you could swing by the

Warda race Feb. 5-6

the

Mas O Menos Feb . 18-19 Terlingua , TX

perhaps drop on in to the

TMBRA NORBA National "Texas Supergrind" at Tapatio Springs Mar. 3-6 Boerne , TX

and then there is the

Bicycles Outback Blowout Cameron Park Mar. 12-13 Waco , TX

then in case you missed it you can always go to the

Yeti Cycles / Mad Duck Bar-H Bash (AMBC points race) Apr. 2-3 Saint Jo , TX

and then there is the

Storm Mountain Bike Challenge Apr. 16-17 Comfort , TX

and the

Houston Big Ring Challenge Apr. 30-May 1 Double Lake , TX

and finally in case you missed all of them you can attend the

Broken Oak Challenge May 14-15 Valley Mills , TX

i'll be attending these events so any time you wanna TRY and prove something yourself you know the time and place otherwise you need shut the hell up.

[flbikerman]

I might attend some of those. I work weekends but, once again, anytime you want to meet for a ride.

[Dr. JEKYLL]

WOW!!!

[flbikerman]

You forgot:

Bitch!!!!!!


:p :D


But seriously, Merry Christmas!


bitch

:D

[data]

You are so right!!
http://tmbra.org/team_chal/team04.html

Ooops, wait, that is BikeMojo in 7th isn't it? :eyebrow:

Didn't see a "Smack" anything there...


You just keep ignoring the fact that we are a team eh? I don't see anything there for Smuck, errr, Smack....We have nothing to prove, it's a lame ass excuse "We have too many people on other teams", well, then I guess you just can't compete with the other teams!

[Hello Kitty]

fine see you next friday along with fbikeman at RHR

[data]

fine see you next friday along with fbikeman at RHR

No ya' won't, I'll be doing what New Years Eve is about, having fun and enjoying the night with friends, not riding a bike. I have no issues with not being there.

[Iraqi Info Minister]

You got your priorities all mixed up why not have fun with your friends and ride your bike at same time too?

The beer will taste that much colder at the end of 12 hours of pushing yourself harder than you thought you could and the victory of the accomplishment is much more sweet when shared by friends who have shared in your pain also.

Hell anyone can go out and get shitfaced drunk any day of the year heck I made a college career out of it. Why not bring in the new year achieving something positive for a change?

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious." Vincent Lombardi

[data]

You got your priorities all mixed up why not have fun with your friends and ride your bike at same time too?

The beer will taste that much colder at the end of 12 hours of pushing yourself harder than you thought you could and the victory of the accomplishment is much more sweet when shared by friends who have shared in your pain also.

Hell anyone can go out and get shitfaced drunk any day of the year heck I made a college career out of it. Why not bring in the new year achieving something positive for a change?

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious." Vincent Lombardi

Playing with yourself again dammit???

My friends won't be there, so there would be now use in my being there. And I'll readily admit I'm not ready for a 12 IMO anyway. BUt I'm sure it'll be fun. You have a good group going and I'm sure ya'll will have fun!

[admin]

ktty,
make sure your webmaster knows about the worm that's infecting phpBB boards like yours. It's pretty nasty and could really screw the database. Details at:
http://www.phpbb.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=248046

just a friendly 1


oh yeah,

Merry Christmas you mojos.

[Hello Kitty]

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/2981/snoboy.jpg

is'nt it odd that the sno-boy is eating a popsicle ?