S.S.S.S.U.

[sherpaxc]

South Side Singlespeeders Unite!

To much talk, not enough action. Fellow SS'ers, we need to start up a weekly evening ride. If you have one gear and want to join us you can. I won't hold it against you if you live on the north side (ahem, fuzz & brso). We can meet at either 360 entrance or in front of Specs. If you live on the south side it won't matter because you will probably ride to the trail.

The best days will either be Mon, Tues, or Wed because I go to Thumper Thursdays and I usually don't ride on Fridays unless to work.

Since we are all on SS's that means we don't suck. So don't come if you suck. Since we are on SS's that means we are faster than the normal person. So if you are normal, don't come. This will be a non drop ride at first, then eventually if you suck you'll get the hint and stop comming and then we'll stop when we want, but not because you suck, but because we might decide to drink some beer or session something on the trail.

Anyway, the ride will be around 2 hours or so. I really like Tuesday's. I know the R&I is on Tuesday's, but it's way up north, and we south side peeps don't fight traffic to roll at WC. Let the south Dallas fools play up there.

Let me know.

ps. South Dallas people, don't get upset. You can come play to. We are an equal opportunity group. Unless you have gears. Then you are forbidden to come.

[58"]

Count me in for a SS only ride. Tuesday works well for me too.

[endoqueen]

Gee whiz! I feel so warm and fuzzy and welcomed to come out and ride with you!

*spoiler* Sherpa really is a nice guy, but has to do his tough guy act on the forum (especially since y'all are ragging him on the flower pics)

[sherpaxc]

crap woman, go away!

[ActionJackson]

Suck it Trabeck! You skirt wearing daisy!

[sneezix]

Can we ride if we have gears and suck, so long as we dress up as a flower?

[Chardog]

I can be at Barton Springs pool at 5:15 after work any day of the week.

[Spicewookie]

i suck and have a one-gear. maybe i'll be the first to get dropped. thanks for calling out the SS (south side) crowd!

[fat bob]

i suck and have a one-gear. maybe i'll be the first to get dropped. thanks for calling out the SS (south side) crowd!

Is New Braunfels considered south? I have a SS and suck too. I'll bring mine just to make you realize what you walked away from

[Spicewookie]

Is New Braunfels considered south? I have a SS and suck too. I'll bring mine just to make you realize what you walked away from

you do suck!!!!!!!!

that's just cruel.

i'm pretty sure NB is in the valley.

[Bear]

I don't know what all the kerfluffle is about.

Yeah, he's a "flower."

Yeah, he likes attention from "bees" (or at least one in particular).

And heck, I never use more than one gear at a time. Really.

[Hakalugi]

I'm down for Tues or Weds... what time?

[tizzlewizzle]

I suck and have a single gear, so I guess I am only half invited. Its ok though I have no desire to get my ass handed to me.

[grizzlyadamsmuthafucka]

that is the worst ride call ever - you suck you southsider ...

so what night again are you calling this ride - you listed like 5 of the 7 days ...

make up your mind,

j

much love of course, in a ss elitist, everyone else sucks kind of way ...

[Ron]

Good idea you can count me in.

[rearviewmirror]

It can't be a weekly ride for me, but I'm in for the occasional GBSSNSR ride.

[DirtFace]

Well...I will just continue to suck at WC on my Surly because I live closer to WC. I am definitely not from Dallas and I could get away with wearing a flower. And even though Travis is a crazy mofo on a SS, he's definitely a nice guy and not an elitist. Elitists are turds.

[sherpaxc]

Alright suckas. Tuesday at 6 it is. I don't care where we start from. What works best for you all works best for me. I live to please. For all of you people who are worried about being slow. Re-read the ride call. I won't go into detail about where we are going to ride but since we ride one gear and are probably above all else, I can tell you it will be the fun stuff, and by fun I mean the stuff where if you had those fandaglements called "gears" you would be using them to make life easier on yourself. But since we SS'ers like to make things as difficult as possible, we chose to take the hard road. That is why we are bigger (from what I hear, you be able to just say "rounder"), better, and faster than the normal person.
Just let me know where, otherwise I'm going to say at the Spec's in front of 290/71.

[sherpaxc]

that is the worst ride call ever - you suck you southsider ...

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Go shave.

[sneezix]

I won't go into detail about where we are going to ride but since we ride one gear and are probably above all else, I can tell you it will be the fun stuff, and by fun I mean the stuff where if you had those fandaglements called "gears" you would be using them to make life easier on yourself. But since we SS'ers like to make things as difficult as possible, we chose to take the hard road.

So the knees are doing good?

Cool.