it's official TeamSmack.org has kicked BikeMojo.com's ASS
it's official TeamSmack.org has kicked BikeMojo.com's ASS
Everytime you start running your mouth about how bad ass you are someone (Alan) posts results from races and you shut your mouth for a while. I guess you figured out you're a loser so decided to bring other people into it hoping for victory?
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your barking up the wrong tree fbikeman i talk a lotta shit but never about my crappy racing results by the way where are YOUR results? Why don’t you mojo badasses walk the walk and show up to some events then Instead of strutting around like you’re the cock of the walk? As it stands now the Houston folks totally own ya’lls ass. Your first opportunity is next Friday at the 12hr / 6hr marathon at RHR teamsmack.org will be there will you?Originally Posted by flbikerman
You miss the whole point of BikeMojo. The BikeMojo team leads all others in the apres-race partying. Any competition will have to include a keg draining event in order to be truly fair.
Raise your skill level to the level of the trail, don’t bring the level of the trail down your riding level.
Don't mind me, I'm just along for the ride.
I have considered this teamsmack.org has way too many teetotalers and “training freaks” to be any real competition to the post event activities of the bikemojo.com ilk. Therefore the advantage of after-race undertakings will lean toward the mojoersOriginally Posted by John
pwnd!Originally Posted by Hello Kitty
Eagles may soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
- Albert Einstein
LMAO! quote from ts'er John:
No, no, no. There's a HUGE difference between "no show" and "the contest was mentally simulated by one of the teams and the conclusion was drawn that the other team would have gotten their asses kicked so decidely that a physical contest was not required to validate the simulation".
sounds like ts is arguing with the little voices inside it's collective head
Eagles may soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
- Albert Einstein
maybe not...all the teamsmack.org folks will be over at the AWARDS ceremony collecting their trophies and schwag where as the mojos are drowning their race sorrows in a bottle of beer.Originally Posted by jcarney
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or maybe mojo and ts just see the world differently (in general; i'm sure there are both types on either board): mojo would see the RIDE itself as the point and ts would see the PODIUM as the point; it's all good.
Eagles may soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
- Albert Einstein
Well, if it's to be a true mojo vs teamsmack contest, then teamsmack should form their own team and race in the TMBRA series. There are many mojo's who are also members of other teams.
Where's the Mojo?
teamsmack fot ow3ned by BIkeMojo. check it for yourself fool.
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hahaha.
Kitty, I don't race. I've never claimed to be a better rider than anyone. Any time you want to ride though.
Maybe I miss interpit some of your posts. Or maybe my memory isn't that good. But it seems to me, that at the very least, you've tried to imply that you could out ride most people.
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A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his fellow Bros
You are so right!!
http://tmbra.org/team_chal/team04.html
Ooops, wait, that is BikeMojo in 7th isn't it?![]()
Didn't see a "Smack" anything there, but hey, what your lips do is your business...![]()
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great, I'm assuming that his is what you wanted for posting this thread, so here you go...
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Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym. -Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
great, I'm assuming that his is what you wanted for posting this thread, so here you go...
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Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym. -Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
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not being able to edit posts sucks.
Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym. -Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
There is no “official” teamsmack team per say because we have too many folks on various other bikeshop teams here in Houston…bikesport, west end, bike lane, acme bikes, northwest cyclery, bike barn, spring valley etc…etc…that’s why I suggest that we could have our own inter-web-forum rivalry. to make things interesting this spring season. Now I never did say that their wasn’t some fast folks on mojo however if you look at the demographics of ratio of total bike riding/racing ass kickers per forum you’ll see that with only 525 registered users on teamsmack we totally dominate bikemojo and their 2400+ registered forum users. You would think that a place that has almost 5 times as many so called “bad ass riders” on it they could muster up a few racers to compete with teamsmack on things such as cyclocross, marathon events, TMBRA races and even road racing….don’t you think? So put down the bong and leave the beer in the fridge and get you sum this season hell I’ll by the keg to celebrate if ya’ll can average better finishes against us this entire spring TMBRA race season. Any takers?Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra
Kitty, you's wrong:
"Bike Mojo"
( 25 400 results)
versus
"Team Smack"
( 4 730 results)
The winner is: "Bike Mojo"
&
BikeMojo
( 30 200 results)
versus
TeamSmack
(657 results)
The winner is: BikeMojo
i'm not talking some fagass GoOgle search war dumb assOriginally Posted by the Inbred
Wow, this is interesting and amusing. Let me get this straight. Kitty, are you saying that all these Mojo riders suck? That you and your fellow Houston riders can kick their asses? I really don't like to get involved in stuff like this, but like I said, it's amusing and I just want to make sure I understand what you are saying before I say anything else.
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