Out tonight, bike is out of commission.![]()
Out tonight, bike is out of commission.![]()
'07 Scott Scale 30
'01 Specialized Rockhopper Comp Disc (loaner/commuter bike)
Dark Teal Green '99 Toyota Corolla
in for R&I-West, and including 1 Austinite!
There's an distinct silence as you're flying over your handlebars. You just wish it would never end. Trust me on that.
See you kidz there!
I don't have cojones, I have breasticles.![]()
If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble. Good thing I like trouble!
It's not what you owe - it's what your vagina owes!
Thats like only having one pair of shoes
bump.
even with a 40% chance of rain this evening, R&I-West will still go on as planned.
There's an distinct silence as you're flying over your handlebars. You just wish it would never end. Trust me on that.
The R&I is dead.
Having my way with words here 1.74 times per day since 2002
Long live the R&I!
Pimpjuice
It is the lifeforce of the Pimp.
It's the nectar of the Pimps. It courses through our veins all the time, and at some points in daily life it is at an exponential level. And at that point Pimp Nirvana has been achieved. Pachoota will fall from the sky and blowjobs will occur everywhere.
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"If you can keep your head in all this confusion...you just don't understand the situation."
Long live swim and I.
R&I quotables:
They taste different when you flip them over!
Don't eat the ginger snaps, they've been down chucks pants!
Just what I need - a robot sex doll telling me "is that all you got?"
Sue sleeps next to me, and Toby sleeps on top of my wife!
I like that YOU like Dick!
"Hurry up and take the damn picture, I can't stay in this position all night!" quoted while holding the "FUDGE RINGS"
I'm still trying to figure out my meat!
Oh NO, I like COCK SAUSAGE!
Who says you put it in your mouth!
Thank you for reminding me. We are going to have our second ever SWIM LIKE A GIRL as we change Monday from Slaughter to Zilker!
Zoe
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