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    MoJo Bishop chainsawgeoff's Avatar
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    The people in the OR just made me put this stupid gown on

    'Cause I'm getting surgematized!

    Posted from my laptop in the pre-op room with an IV going

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    Quote Originally Posted by chainsawgeoff View Post
    'Cause I'm getting surgematized!

    Posted from my laptop in the pre-op room with an IV going
    Sounds like the happy stuff is kicking in.

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    hold my beer and watch this! RMBL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chainsawgeoff View Post
    'Cause I'm getting surgematized!

    Posted from my laptop in the pre-op room with an IV going
    Follow up to your lobotomy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyman View Post
    mojo is a place to talk about what spandex is breeziest, how you crashed last weekend, or why you be makin' is rain up in this biatch.... but does prove to generally be a crappy place to sell your stuff ;/

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9.81m/s^2=5m1L3Z View Post
    Follow up to your lobotomy?
    Uh, no Weaver, it was a penile reduction. Get your story straight.

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    hold my beer and watch this! RMBL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chainsawgeoff View Post
    Uh, no Weaver, it was a penile reduction. Get your story straight.
    Collarbone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyman View Post
    mojo is a place to talk about what spandex is breeziest, how you crashed last weekend, or why you be makin' is rain up in this biatch.... but does prove to generally be a crappy place to sell your stuff ;/

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    MoJo Bishop chainsawgeoff's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9.81m/s^2=5m1L3Z View Post
    Collarbone?
    Lung surgery. It's still partially collapsed and won't inflate on it's own so they're opening me up.

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    hold my beer and watch this! RMBL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chainsawgeoff View Post
    Lung surgery. It's still partially collapsed and won't inflate on it's own so they're opening me up.
    wtf? you were hammered drunk and looked fine at Tour de Ranch. Take care of your effing body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyman View Post
    mojo is a place to talk about what spandex is breeziest, how you crashed last weekend, or why you be makin' is rain up in this biatch.... but does prove to generally be a crappy place to sell your stuff ;/

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    Quote Originally Posted by chainsawgeoff View Post
    Lung surgery. It's still partially collapsed and won't inflate on it's own so they're opening me up.
    Jeez! Best of luck.

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    Good luck, surgery is never fun.
    Did they try a compressor> sometimes a pump isn't enough.
    I was worried you'd put a chain on your chainsaw.
    "old and in the way"

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    Try Orange Seal instead of Stan's....

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    MoJo Bishop chainsawgeoff's Avatar
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    I'm out! Apparently it went well, I can feel my lung re-expanding as I type this. Thanks for the well wishing, I appreciate it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spicewookie View Post
    Try Orange Seal instead of Stan's....
    They went old school and did Slime.

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    Dand dude. You must recover from anesthesia well. I was F'd up for hours after my last surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trailbrain View Post
    Dand dude. You must recover from anesthesia well. I was F'd up for hours after my last surgery.
    Cheers bud!

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    hold my beer and watch this! RMBL's Avatar
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    Not a picture we'll ever forget... Ugh.

    Hurry up and heal. I want my $20.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyman View Post
    mojo is a place to talk about what spandex is breeziest, how you crashed last weekend, or why you be makin' is rain up in this biatch.... but does prove to generally be a crappy place to sell your stuff ;/

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